- By Elisha Simkovich Avi Litwack

The Zombie Haggadah

  • Title: The Zombie Haggadah
  • Author: Elisha Simkovich Avi Litwack
  • ISBN: 9781483596006
  • Page: 432
  • Format: Paperback
  • The Zombie Haggadah Combine the children s questions enlightening discussions and scholarly words found in the Maggid with key passages and stories from the Talmud and Torah Add that mixture to your simmering pot of m

    Combine the children s questions, enlightening discussions, and scholarly words found in the Maggid, with key passages and stories from the Talmud and Torah Add that mixture to your simmering pot of matzo ball soup Now quickly, throw in a zombie head marinated in cerebrospinal fluid and Trioxin, and cover the soup with a military grade pot lid Seal the seams with a blowCombine the children s questions, enlightening discussions, and scholarly words found in the Maggid, with key passages and stories from the Talmud and Torah Add that mixture to your simmering pot of matzo ball soup Now quickly, throw in a zombie head marinated in cerebrospinal fluid and Trioxin, and cover the soup with a military grade pot lid Seal the seams with a blow torch, and store it in your mortuary freezer Keep the soup in that freezer until you re ready to serve the perfect appetizer for your family s first annual discussion ofThe Zombie Haggadah The Zombie Haggadah is a hilarious, yet disturbing, guide to the annual discussions of the zombie exodus from Egypt and the ten curses that befell their mummy captors The text is based on the traditional Passover guidebook, the Haggadah, and features commentary from zombie sages referencing zombie versions of Talmudic sources and biblical stories The Zombie Haggadah delves into crevices one would never think a half eaten zombie brain could reach, but also introduces topics one would never think a family seder could reach You can t find a fun, deranged, and perfect way to bring even the most dead seder tables back to undeath,The Zombie Haggadah ran a successful Kickstarter for the initial publishing costs, and has been written about in the DCist and Jewish publications.Now, it s time for you to take a bite, and rejoice in this book s flavor

    1 thought on “The Zombie Haggadah

    1. In my book, this is the best book. In fact, there are no other books in my book besides THIS book!Try to figure that one out…In case you didn’t, I’m Elisha Simkovich, and I wrote this book. If anyone has any questions about the book, I’d be happy to answer them. If you want to review my book, this is where to do it!I'm a BIG fan of this site. This may or may not be the first time I've really tried to write something on it, but I really like how it allowed me to give MY OWN BOOK 5 STARS. [...]

    2. Easily the greatest zombie haggadah ever written. So clever, well thought out and a perfect delivery plus the amazing imagery to boot!

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